Love sms,Friendship sms,Sad sms,Riddle sms,Good Morning,Good Night sms,shayari,Happy birthday sms and many more sms Collection
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Santa Banta SMS
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Santa- agar mere hath me sarkar ho to
mai desh ki takdir badal dunga..
Wife- tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo
subah se ulta pehan rakha hai.
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Santa ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha-
aapne pehchana mujh ko?
Ladki- nahi,
Santa- mai wahi hu jisko aapne parso bi nahi pehchana tha...!
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Santa docter se- "mujhe subah 7 baje susu aata hai aur 8 baje potti aati hai"
Docter- "to isme problem kya hai?"
Santa- "magar meri nind to 9 baje khulti hai."
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Qatil- try karna mujhe umar qaid ho fansi nahi
Santa lawyer- ok i will,
after court
Qatil- kya hua?
Santa- bahut mskil se umrqaid mili court to riha kar raha tha.
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Santa- main tere 64 k 64 daant tod dunga.
1 admi bola- daant to
32 hote hai!
Santa- mujhe pata tha tu bich me bolega, isliye tere bhi gin liye the.
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Santa : zara car se bahar dekhna ki indicator chal rahe hai ki nahi ?
Banta : bahar dekh kar "haan, nahi, haan, nahi, haan, nahi, haan, nahi".
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Santa k ghar chor aa gaya aur usko dekh k bhaga, wo uske piche bhaga...
Bhagte bhagte chor se bhi aage nikala gaya aur bola- ek to chori, upar se hamare sath race.
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A sweet girl goes 2 Santa's shop & said: mujhe under wear dikhao?
Santa sarmate hue: aaj pehankar nahi aaya.
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Santa- meri biwi ne kaha main apse pagar badhane ke liye kahu.
Boss- main apni biwi se puchunga pagar badhau ya nahi.
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Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya: Santa tadap tadap k marne hi wala tha,..
Ki use yaad aaya ki...
Bijli 2 din se band hai.
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Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki uske ander local train chalti hai,
Banta: mera to itna bada hai ki agar ek se dusre kone chale jao to roaming lagta hai...!!
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